Z-moss!

A brief addendum to Laura's post: today we took a friend to the grocery store, and because we didn't need anything - Laura had just gone to all three grocery stores on the island the day before - we bought something we didn't need, but really, really wanted: an 11% alcoholic beverage ("for adults 18 years and over") called Z-moss Booster. The ingredients are: Sea Moss, Alcohol, Milk, Sugar, Coconut Flavor, Ginseng, Spices, and Sodium Benzoate. The taste was: salon conditioner, baby food custard, mythical creature semen, burning. The verdict: we're totally buying it again.